Big fat neighbour man

Came knocking on my door

Came down here to tell me

He don't like my dog no more

Said I left the gate

So my dog could chase his cat

Now I've got to tell him

It didn't go down like that.

 

He's just a windbag

All mouth and trousers

King of the grousers

He's a windbag.

 

Watched him getting hot and bothered

Madder by degrees

With his big fat neighbour hat

And his crotch down to his knees

Said I should get to know the cat

And then I'd come to love it

Told him he could keep the moggy

Told him he could shove it.

 

He's a windbag

All mouth and trousers

King of the grousers

He's a windbag.

 

Says my dog's a menace,

Shouldn't be on the lose

I said my dog's a super dog.

Full of natural juice

Told him I don't want him down here

Ringing on my bell

Told him he should take a jump

And take his cat as well.

 

He's a windbag

All mouth and trousers

King of the grousers

He's a windbag.